In regards to the selection of the four individuals who were closest to completing the final puzzle, Sable & Shuck have issued the following press release. If your name is mentioned herein and you haven't already contacted Sable & Shuck, we advise you to do so urgently.
Following a series of unworthy acquisitions, Sable & Shuck have issued the following press release. If you are an unworthy acquisition, you are advised to follow the instructions therein.
J. Brook, French Guiana, FMCG with Textile options
L. Gilbert, Ceylon, FMCG with Travel options
S. Andrews, UK, FMCG with Supernatural options
D. Horen, USA, FMCG with Currency options
Today Sable & Shuck announced plans to increase its acquisitions dramatically by upweighting marketing activity in the summer of 2004.
Belgian agency Marlowe has been appointed to acquire at least
45,000 souls by the end of the year - Sable & Shuck's highest
target since the closure of last year's 'Golden Futures' campaign.
Sable & Shuck celebrated its anniversary on the 30th April. Our
esteemed founder himself reigned over the proceedings that took
place at our offices on the east bank of the Acheron. The current Director of Acquisitions was singled out for praise in particular,
for his 'stellar contribution to Sable & Shuck this year'.
Sable & Shuck today launch their new corporate site.
The site was designed by Marlowe, the award winning Belgian design and advertising agency responsible for the
'Golden Futures' concept.